It was confirmed today, Bill Gates is still free of corruption.

I guess that means that Steve Balmer will hold all the blame on the issues surrounding Microsoft now..EU inquiry, and all.

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My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past
year……..

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the
one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes because I now
have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs
sealing.

Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I
open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings
because I gave it to a sick girl(Penny Brown); who is about
to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

Actually, I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I
receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are
sending me for participating in their special e-mail
program. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants
to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost
relative of a customer who died intestate.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214
angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s novena has
granted my every wish.

I no longer use cancer-causing
deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot
day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get
answered if I forward e- mails to seven of my friends and
make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because
it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy petrol
without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial
killer won’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug
me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the
phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which
I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,
Singapore and Uzbekistan.

Thanks to you, I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because
a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to
cause me instant death when it bites my bum. And thanks to
your great advice, I can’t even pick up the $5.00 I found
under the car as there is probably a sex molester waiting
there to grab my leg.

If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in
the next 7 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on
your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12
camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy
hump.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a
friend of my next door neighbour’s ex-mother-in-law’s second
husband’s cousin’s gay beautician.

By the way….a South American scientist, after a lengthy
study, has discovered that people with low IQ who have
infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with
their hand on the mouse. Don’t bother taking it off now,
it’s too late.

Have a rainbow day.

P.S. is this for real?

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I give up.  Since posting about that site that’s giving tons of copyrighted stuff away, it is taking off.  Even HubPages is writing about it.

I guess free information will always win out, but it sucks to have bought some of this stuff already.

Visit the free online books site - and don’t blame me if you have to pay more taxes on your extra income.

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I spent $127 in the last 5 days to get some incredibly powerful stuff to promote my websites, and I am fuming mad now.

These very same e-books and videos are being given away as FREE DOWNLOADS at this site, even though they are being sold at some very well known sites right now. I logged in, and it’s not just the products I bought - there are over 100 instant downloads available. I am privy to insider information here, so maybe I shouldn’t be sharing this…but god damn it, it pisses me off to see all these here. They have a friggin’ hidden fortune of lean and mean tools and tricks. There’s a few knocked off pieces of crap in there, too, but over half of the stuff is mega-valuable. Do me a favor and carpet bomb their site.

Henry’s dirty little secret

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Michael Drake, the chancellor dude at the University of California (Irvine) made a big mistake.  He hired Erwin Chemerinsky to be dean of the law school.

But goddamn it, Erwin is smart, respected, and gets a lot of his comments quoted and published.

That means Erwin Chemerinsky is smart and “leading edge.”  And Michael Drake will not stand for an intelligent guy at his school, so Erwin Chemerinsky has been fired.

You can just see the scene…two men sitting around a table with scotch on the rocks, where Michael leans over and says “so Erwin, are ya a Catholic or a Protestant?“…

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Regurgitate - a big word that means puke.  Yes, Andy Jenkins has puked again.  One of the heads on the snake called Stompernet has run out of money, run back to the book store, and is back, puking crap that most people do not know about, unless you read SEO books, or are interested in website optimization.

The thing that completely pisses us off about Andy Jenkins newest puking adventure is his self-promotion antics.  Me! I am the BEST! I ROCK!  I AM SUPERSTAR!  Fuck off, Andy.  Try running an ad on google and use a superlative like “fastest”, “strongest”, and everything like that - they will tell you in no uncertain terms to piss off, and ask for you to be realistic.

If you want to baboozled by a short balding fat guy that likes to charge gazillions of dollars for outdated information, check out Andy Jenkins.

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