Scandalous Corruption

Bill Gates Is Free

admin — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:18:57 +0000

It was confirmed today, Bill Gates is still free of corruption.

I guess that means that Steve Balmer will hold all the blame on the issues surrounding Microsoft now..EU inquiry, and all.

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thanks for all the email

admin — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:22:28 +0000

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past
year……..

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the
one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes because I now
have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs
sealing.

Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I
open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings
because I gave it to a sick girl(Penny Brown); who is about
to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

Actually, I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I
receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are
sending me for participating in their special e-mail
program. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants
to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost
relative of a customer who died intestate.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214
angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s novena has
granted my every wish.

I no longer use cancer-causing
deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot
day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get
answered if I forward e- mails to seven of my friends and
make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because
it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy petrol
without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial
killer won’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug
me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the
phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which
I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,
Singapore and Uzbekistan.

Thanks to you, I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because
a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to
cause me instant death when it bites my bum. And thanks to
your great advice, I can’t even pick up the $5.00 I found
under the car as there is probably a sex molester waiting
there to grab my leg.

If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in
the next 7 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on
your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12
camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy
hump.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a
friend of my next door neighbour’s ex-mother-in-law’s second
husband’s cousin’s gay beautician.

By the way….a South American scientist, after a lengthy
study, has discovered that people with low IQ who have
infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with
their hand on the mouse. Don’t bother taking it off now,
it’s too late.

Have a rainbow day.

P.S. is this for real?

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debra lafave

admin — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:55:52 +0000

Debra Lafave has broken the terms of her probation. The somewhat cute Florida teacher who did the nasty with a young 14 year-old boy was found chatting with an underage girl about sex, high school and family problems. Police were called in, and Debra has been put behind bars while things are investigated.

Debra Lafave was convicted of lewd and lascivious behavior in 2005, and part of her deal was no contact with people under 18 years of age.

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jennifer love hewitt bikini pictures

admin — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:52:28 +0000

Jennifer Love Hewitt says being a size 2 is OK. Her recent bikini pictures raised a ruckus when everyone that she looked a bit larger than expected. But the reality, she says, is she is just a size 2, and the fascination with Size 0 in Hollywood is unhealthy. I agree.

I mean, I have seen some very tasty size 4’s out there, and size 0 usually means there’s less to play with.

Jennifer at the beach…

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wabc | imus in the morning

admin — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:21:29 +0000

Don Imus, that hot headed and controversial yet lovable guy, is back on the radio! Yep, WABC has sucked him up and is ready to put the guy that called those long legged basketball playing girls at Rutger’s “nappy-headed ho’s” back in the hot seat on their morning show. Gotta love it! Tune into WABC in New York (god, I LOVE that town!) to hear the antics. New York’s WABC-AM is owned by Citadel Broadcasting Corp.

The lovable Don Imus (”The Don”) in the hot seat.

Hey get this - they hooked him up with Karith Foster, who could pass for a Rutger’s basketball lead! Oh, the controversy!

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whud

admin — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:42:44 +0000

whud is reporting that schools throughout westchester and surrounding region are being hit hard by the snow storm. Patterson Library is closed, but expected to open at 11am. the Peekskill seniors nutritional center will also try to open at 11am. Other emergency closures are being updated every 5 minutes. Try to stay home if at all possible.

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Games People Play

admin — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:01:42 +0000

It’s amazing the games people play. They can play mind games, political games, war games, and even, once in a while, fun games.

Like the UvME site (U versus ME), they can be so addictive and fun, you’ll wonder where the day went.

I just got free access to the games system, and it’s the best fun I’ve had in a while, and I’m not a XBox junkie.

Just watch this video to see the guys behind this - they put millions into it, and it shows.

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free online books

admin — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:18:25 +0000

I give up. Since posting about that site that’s giving tons of copyrighted stuff away, it is taking off. Even HubPages is writing about it.

I guess free information will always win out, but it sucks to have bought some of this stuff already.

Visit the free online books site - and don’t blame me if you have to pay more taxes on your extra income.

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Astonishing Free Downloads

admin — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:58:15 +0000

I spent $127 in the last 5 days to get some incredibly powerful stuff to promote my websites, and I am fuming mad now.

These very same e-books and videos are being given away as FREE DOWNLOADS at this site, even though they are being sold at some very well known sites right now. I logged in, and it’s not just the products I bought - there are over 100 instant downloads available. I am privy to insider information here, so maybe I shouldn’t be sharing this…but god damn it, it pisses me off to see all these here. They have a friggin’ hidden fortune of lean and mean tools and tricks. There’s a few knocked off pieces of crap in there, too, but over half of the stuff is mega-valuable. Do me a favor and carpet bomb their site.

Henry’s dirty little secret

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Move Over Paris Hilton, Here’s Hoang Thuy Linh

admin — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:35:45 +0000

Ever heard of Hoang Thy Linh? She’s a top star in Asian television - a puritan chaste girl who is wholesome, lovely, and sweet. And like all young sweet things, there is a raging fire burning that longs to be filled, and Hoang Thy Linh thought it was ok to have this fire quenched on video.

And when the video was shown on national TV, she was stripped of her show, and utterly ashamed…because in her country, it is a big deal to have sex before marriage.

It seems in her country, all is lost - her virginity, her reputation, her show, her public persona, and any chance for a bright future.

I guess it’s time to venture over to Los Angeles…

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