Kho Halili Sex Scandal

Philippino cosmetic surgeon Hayden Kho has a pretty good body, from the looks of that sexy video of him and up and coming Philippine actress Katrina Halili.

Seems they like to dance to George Michael and sing along, too.

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Sadly, Halili’s advertising contracts are not so excited by her moves, and at least one company has cancelled their contract with her.

Meanwhile, Hayden Kho has stopped taking patients, while he tries to figure out who put his videos online.

“It wasn’t me!!!”,  he insisted.

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Granny Rapist Mark Lunnon Lives With Single Mom Now…

The certifiably deranged Mark Lunnon, who raped two old ladies when he was just 14 years old,

has been released into the public for more fun and frolic.

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His two victims, now aged 93 years and 68 years respectively, are none too pleased to hear he lives with a single mom and her young  girl.

I wonder if the police have hidden cameras in the house…must be some method to their madness, after all.

If you live in North Shields, Tyneside in the UK, you might see Mark Lunnon out and about your neighbourhood.

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Poor Ted Haggard’s Hour of Power

This is about as sad as things get…the life work of Robert H Schuller, who created the Crystal Cathedral, that wacky glass structure that is seen every Sunday on the Hour of Power fundraising show…well, Bobby’s son, Robert A., put the good looking Ted Haggard at the helm, and in no time flat, Teddy was busy playing with his mr. willy near the clergy boys.

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Now, Ted Haggard says he’s not gay, just “a heterosexual with issues” …

I guess getting an erection with boys and men can be real confusing to a god fearin’ man.

So, why’s all this so sad?  Well, apart from the lies and deception, the Crystal Cathedral Ministries are apparently on the brink of financial disaster.

They didn’t say “nice piece of glass“, Ted.

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Bill Gates Is Free

It was confirmed today, Bill Gates is still free of corruption.

I guess that means that Steve Balmer will hold all the blame on the issues surrounding Microsoft now..EU inquiry, and all.

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thanks for all the email

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past
year……..

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the
one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes because I now
have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs
sealing.

Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I
open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings
because I gave it to a sick girl(Penny Brown); who is about
to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

Actually, I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I
receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are
sending me for participating in their special e-mail
program. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants
to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost
relative of a customer who died intestate.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214
angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s novena has
granted my every wish.

I no longer use cancer-causing
deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot
day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get
answered if I forward e- mails to seven of my friends and
make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because
it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy petrol
without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial
killer won’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug
me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the
phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which
I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,
Singapore and Uzbekistan.

Thanks to you, I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because
a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to
cause me instant death when it bites my bum. And thanks to
your great advice, I can’t even pick up the $5.00 I found
under the car as there is probably a sex molester waiting
there to grab my leg.

If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in
the next 7 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on
your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12
camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy
hump.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a
friend of my next door neighbour’s ex-mother-in-law’s second
husband’s cousin’s gay beautician.

By the way….a South American scientist, after a lengthy
study, has discovered that people with low IQ who have
infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with
their hand on the mouse. Don’t bother taking it off now,
it’s too late.

Have a rainbow day.

P.S. is this for real?

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debra lafave

Debra Lafave has broken the terms of her probation. The somewhat cute Florida teacher who did the nasty with a young 14 year-old boy was found chatting with an underage girl about sex, high school and family problems. Police were called in, and Debra has been put behind bars while things are investigated.

Debra Lafave was convicted of lewd and lascivious behavior in 2005, and part of her deal was no contact with people under 18 years of age.

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